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"Poop" Gifts

They're Internet favorites for office gifts or Secret Santa: silly "poop" gifts. We've got 'em all, from Pumpkin Poop to Turkey Poop; while free printable gift tags speed the job. Get the straight "poop" on these easy to make gag gifts!

Cupid Poop: Valentines Day Gag Gift

By Cynthia Ewer
Editor, Organized Christmas
Author, Houseworks: How to Live Clean, Green and Organized at Home

cupid poop gag giftValentine tricksters, take note ... it's Cupid Poop! Surprise your Valentine with this easy gag gift.

Place a handful of candy hearts or red jelly beans in a small zipper food storage bag.

Seal and label with the following poem, or print our free printable gift tag.

I couldn't send you flowers
And candy wouldn't do.
Romantic cards just didn't say
The things I wanted to.

I got you something special
And here's the inside scoop.
It's very rare and magical:
A bag of Cupid Poop!

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Snowman Poop: Silly Stocking Stuffer to Print!

By Cynthia Ewer
Editor, Organized Christmas
Author, Houseworks: How to Live Clean, Green and Organized at Home

If good little boys and girls get Snowman Soup, what do the naughty ones deserve? Snowman Poop!

This inexpensive holiday gag gift is easy to make for office gifts, Secret Santa exchanges or stocking stuffers.

To make Snowman Poop, place a handful of mini-marshmallows in a small zipper food storage bag or decorated cellophane treat bag, then attach a gift tag with one the following poems.

Print a free printable Snowman Poop Gift Tag.

Or hand-write this message from Santa and attach to the gift bag:

I hear you've been naughty,
So listen, here's the scoop...
I'm running short on coal this year,
So you get "Snowman Poop"
Love, Santa

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Reindeer Poop: Stocking Stuffer Gift To Make

By Cynthia Ewer
Editor, Organized Christmas
Author, Houseworks: How to Live Clean, Green and Organized at Home

Reindeer Poop Bag TopperSanta knows if you've been naughty or nice, so what does he leave for naughty little girls and boys? Reindeer Poop!

To make this silly stocking stuffer, place a handful of malted milk balls or chocolate-covered raisins in a zipper food storage bag.

Seal and label with our free Reindeer Poop Gift Tag or Reindeer Poop Bag Topper. Folded over into a tent shape, our new bag topper makes a professional-looking stocking stuffer.

Or label with the Reindeer Poop poem below:

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Turkey Poop: Silly Thanksgiving Gag Gift

By Cynthia Ewer
Editor, Organized Christmas
Author, Houseworks: How to Live Clean, Green and Organized at Home

Looking for a silly treat for Thanksgiving? it's Turkey Poop!

Just right for a gag gift--or even Thanksgiving Day place cards--Turkey Poop is easy to make.

Place a handful of Milk Duds-brand candy, chocolate-covered raisins, or brown jelly beans in a small zipper food storage bag or seasonal cellophane gift bag.

Label with the following poem or our printable Turkey Poop gift tag.

You invited me to dinner
with your family and your friends.
You didn't say I was the main dish.
For me it was "THE END!"


You frightened me so badly
I knew I had been duped!
So I left you with my calling card:
This bag of Turkey Poop!

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Pumpkin Poop: Recipe For Halloween Poop Gift

By Cynthia Ewer
Editor, Organized Christmas
Author, Houseworks: How to Live Clean, Green and Organized at Home

pumpkin poop recipeJust in time for Halloween: it's Pumpkin Poop!

Treat your favorite trickster with this simple, silly gift. Easy to make and inexpensive to give, it's a good choice for workplace surprises or Halloween parties or a Halloween BOO basket. Add a packet of Witches' Brew for a happy harvest-time treat.

Place a handful of candy corn or black and orange jelly beans in a zipper food storage bag.

Seal and label with the following poem, or print our free printable Pumpkin Poop gift tag.

I started to carve a pumpkin
with my carving knife and scoop
But the pumpkin got so scared
He took a little poop!

It looked so cute and funny
Just like a candy treat
So I'm sharing it with you now
Because you are so sweet!

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Leprechaun Poop: St. Patricks Day Gag Gift

By Cynthia Ewer
Editor, Organized Christmas
Author, Houseworks: How to Live Clean, Green and Organized at Home

Faith and begorrah! What's the greenest gag gift for St.Patrick's Day? Leprechaun Poop!

Inexpensive and easy to make, Leprechaun Poop is a great gift for workplace friends, neighbors or youth groups.

To make Leprechaun Poop, place a handful of Lucky Charms brand cereal, green jelly beans or candy mints in a small zipper food storage bag.

Seal the bag and label it with the following poem, or attach our free printable Leprechaun Poop gift tag:

I spied a little leprechaun
Outside upon the lawn.
I hurried out to catch him
for I knew he'd soon be gone.

I tiptoed very quietly
Sprang toward him with a swoop.
He shook his fist and disappeared,
All but this pile of poop!

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