Santa knows if you've been naughty or nice, so what does he leave for naughty little girls and boys? Reindeer Poop!
A silly stocking stuffer (of dubious taste!), Reindeer Poop is easy to make with this simple recipe, Reindeer Poop poem, and free printable Reindeer Poop gift tags.
Mix up a batch today to get a seasonal giggle from coworkers or family members.
To make Reindeer Poop, place a handful of malted milk balls or chocolate-covered raisins in a zipper food storage bag or decorated treat bag.
Seal bag and label with the printable Reindeer Poop gift tag of your choice.
Pre-printed with the Reindeer Poop poem, the tags below will give a professional flair to your handmade holiday gift. Or hand-write the Reindeer Poop poem below and attach.
Reindeer Poop Poem
I woke up with such a scare when I heard Santa call...
"Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!"
I ran to the lawn, and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty reindeer had left "little gifts".
I got an old shovel and started to scoop
Neat little piles of "reindeer poop."
but to throw them away seemed such a waste,
So I saved them, thinking you might like a taste!
As I finished my task, which took quite a while,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he rose to the sky~~~
"Well, they're not potty trained, but at least they can fly!"